dragonpikachu:

shout out to that one pokemon you use as a meat shield while you heal the pokemon that actually stand a chance

(via angryblackman)

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

(via mission-j-frog)

gotitforheaps:

me: mom, how are babies made?

mom: well, hmmm, i think when you’re a little older, dear—

dad: FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!image

mom:

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(via humangousuniverse)

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

(via daiselion)

phoebesphoto:

Home of the brave baby

phoebesphoto:

Home of the brave baby

(via theforensicteen)